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[–] 28 points 1 day ago (15 children)

Since you aren’t taking questions, I’ll pose one to the forum: Do we think Pierce Brosnan would come out of retirement for this and, if not, whom shall we recruit for this effort?

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  • [–] 36 points 1 day ago (4 children)

    Do the polite thing and ask the Americans if Nicholas Cage would be available to steal some national treasures.

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  • [–] 18 points 1 day ago (3 children)

    He will do anything if they allow him to be weird while doing it.

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  • [–] 1 point 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

    And also help fund his crippling spending money on stupid shit problem.

    So long as Nic Cage is never forcibly enrolled into a highly intensive financial literacy course, he will remain a pliable asset.

    He also has previous experience impersonating Viktor Bout, which is likely a relevant qualification, probably, maybe.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 day ago (7 children)

    Ok, this sounds like a job for Indiana Jones personally

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  • [–] 11 points 1 day ago (6 children)

    Sadly he was killed by a lightsaber in Star Wars VII

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  • [–] 8 points 1 day ago (4 children)

    Well shit, who else we got, what’s Lara Croft doing?

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  • [–] 7 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

    Adopting half of the impoverished kids in Rwanda, most likely

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