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[–] 1 point 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

And also help fund his crippling spending money on stupid shit problem.

So long as Nic Cage is never forcibly enrolled into a highly intensive financial literacy course, he will remain a pliable asset.

He also has previous experience impersonating Viktor Bout, which is likely a relevant qualification, probably, maybe.

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