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[–] 17 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

He will do anything if they allow him to be weird while doing it.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

    And also help fund his crippling spending money on stupid shit problem.

    So long as Nic Cage is never forcibly enrolled into a highly intensive financial literacy course, he will remain a pliable asset.

    He also has previous experience impersonating Viktor Bout, which is likely a relevant qualification, probably, maybe.

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