Kraft Mac and """"Cheese"""" is like if you put a mixture of yellow cardboard and pasta into the Pack-a-Punch machine from Treyarch Zombies.

It's the blandest ass mac and cheese I have ever had in my life. The stuff I got in school while growing up tasted better. And I live in the US!

It's 👌that bad👌

The other day I grabbed a box of mac and cheese and made it.

I was sitting there thinking "Why the FUCK does this taste so bland and slightly nasty?"

I forced myself to finish it because, well, those are still perfectly good calories right there! Hated it though.

In hindsight I must've accidently grabbed my brother's stash of on brand Kraft stuff.

I like Aldi's store brand version of the stuff on grounds of "it's cheap" and "it has flavor". (I'm not a complicated woman.)

Idk what the fuck is wrong with his and Michelle's tongues, but they need a serious case of recalibration.

Hell he adds tuna whenever making his stuff.

And honestly it's personal too. Grew up with that "Kraft" stuff and I genuinely thought I hated mac and cheese.

Oh and Bud Light can get thrown in the dumpster too. Beer will never rival the delight of store brand Dr. Pepper, but I can genuinely appreciate the mixture of the bitterness and tang of the ethanol. The flavor is complicated and can grew on me. Beer can be a genuinely pleasant drink!

Bud Light is just pure bitterness, it's disgusting. I also have zero interest in getting drunk, so there's that going against it too.