I don't get sick and neither does my wife or children. Explain.

There is absolutely nothing anyone can say to explain this to you that you would comprehend. Again, I’ve explained why I’m not a germphobe, I don’t mind touching dirty stuff, but I’m gonna wash as soon as possible. Wanting to be clean isn’t the same as not wanting to touching germs, or feeling physically ill thinking about it.

It’s like sitting in a pool and wondering why everyone else is complaining about getting wet by rain, since you’re already wet.

You’re just a a filthy idiot, I bet you don’t return the carts to the corral when you’re done shopping too eh?