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[-] [email protected] 26 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 50 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I would have said god is a fascist. There's a real "do what I've decided is best for you, or there will be hell to pay" (pun intended) vibe throughout his interactions with humanity.

But he does always seem to need money, so maybe you have a point.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago

Sometimes they're not that far apart.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

Yeah, the fascists currently in control of the GOP are very much capitalists too, for example.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

He himself does not need money, he's just too stingy to finance his representatives on earth raping children.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

Why not both?

(Couldn’t coun a proper portmanteu)

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

God is in real estate.. Satan is a capitalist.. Jesus just saves..

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Isn't jesus also god? Like his son but also him?

[-] [email protected] 0 points 2 years ago

I'm pretty sure Satan is a merchantilist.

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