Stop coming after this man! If we lock up Trump who will get on national stage and talk about man ass? What future President has the courage to tell us that Nicki Minaj has a big ass? Who will threaten to nuke hurricanes and start endless wars? Who will pay wind farm contractors billions to not build renewable energy? Who will bomb civilians for fun? Who will embezzle billions of dollars for their own personal gain? Who will hire a team of inept and incompetent yes men?

No one has thought this through. Without Trump who is going to fuck it all up. So please vote for fuck ups, because if you don't Trump's people are going to have to actually work for a living.