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Trump says he asked Google Maps to rename Atlantic Ocean (www.rte.ie)
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"I said, 'Sundar, I'm thinking of the Atlantic Ocean. Can you handle it?'

"'No, no, no, this time I'm not doing it,' he said, 'Oceans are different, sir. They cover a lot of - really a lot of countries. Please don't ask us to do that.'"

The US president later said he would "probably pass" and keep the name Atlantic, before saying, "We're going to call it the American Ocean".

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[–] 38 points 1 day ago (29 children)

All americans, listen. I can not stress this enough but your presidunce is one of the dumbest pieces of meat based scum that's ever lived AND you are all being judged by what that wobbling orange obese child rapist's actions.
And will be for at least a generation.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! The only way you will ever, ever claw back any respect is if you kill or forcibly remove that fucking disgusting shitgoblin. FUCK!

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  • [–] 30 points 1 day ago (20 children)

    Dude, this isn't the movies. Going against the strongest military in the world isn't an option.

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  • [–] 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

    It's yet to be seen which side the military will fall on. That's what's going to matter.

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  • [+] -9 points 1 day ago (16 children)

    Found the federal agent

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  • [–] 11 points 1 day ago (12 children)

    lmao, I don't think so. I created this:

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  • [+] -7 points 1 day ago (11 children)

    So what you’re saying is you’re part of the problem.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 day ago (10 children)

    ? You're going to have to explain.

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  • [–] -4 points 1 day ago (9 children)

    If I thought you would listen, I would. But we have talked before, and we disagree on most things.

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  • [–] 0 points 1 day ago (7 children)

    🤣 👍

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  • [–] -3 points 1 day ago (6 children)

    Enjoy America 🚐

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  • [–] 3 points 1 day ago (5 children)

    I wonder why the Russians haven't taken out their leader. He cheats so bad that the elections are just a prop, he sends young and old to a useless war, and he has been horrible to his people, economy and allies, while stealing as much as he can get his hands on. I bet it's because it wouldn't be wise, or are his people just stupid?

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  • [–] -4 points 1 day ago (4 children)

    Exact same reason as the United States. Pussy ass bitches. France knows what to do. Americans are pathetic.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 day ago (3 children)

    So, what dictator have you successfully killed? Maybe it's a government you've overthrown successfully, which one?

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  • [–] -3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

    The message was never meant for you. You aren’t important to any of this. You don’t matter.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 day ago (2 children)

    Both of em!

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  • [–] 11 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    It's got to the point that I'm just hoping the rest of the world loses enough respect to finally tell America to get fucked. Letting them do pretty much whatever they want since the end of WWII has been a disaster.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 day ago (4 children)

    Don't get the server subpoenaed.

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  • [+] -12 points 1 day ago (3 children)

    Found the federal agent.

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  • [–] 1 point 12 hours ago (2 children)

    Why do you keep accusing random people of being federal agents? It's pathetic.

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