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[+] -20 points 22 hours ago (13 children)

If strangling women gets you off you belong in prison

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  • [–] 26 points 22 hours ago (9 children)

    What if I enjoy a little chokey choke from my wife, and she enjoys it too, as well as vice versa? Should we both be in jail?

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  • [+] -18 points 22 hours ago (7 children)

    tee hee! an ickle wickle chokey wokey!

    i'd throw away the key

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  • [–] 13 points 21 hours ago (5 children)

    🤷‍♂️ we don't do it hard, you know. Just barely more than making skin contact so you can feel a little bit of pressure. It's not like full on Homer-on-Bart "why you little—" squeezing the neck... 🙄 Plus it's mutual.

    But whatever. 😊

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  • [+] -20 points 21 hours ago (4 children)

    christ do they allow child marriages wherever you're from

    barely more than making skin contact

    it's not about you then is it

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  • [–] 3 points 15 hours ago*

    do they allow child marriages wherever you're from

    That is criminal here. But what is the relevancy of that in this context, lol?

    it's not about you then is it

    What? It's about both of us. Like I said, we both enjoy it. And it was a while ago either way. Only when it gets really hot and passionate. 😉

    You sound like you're offended that we have something nice going on. I hope this isn't jealousy. 🫂

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