do they allow child marriages wherever you're from

That is criminal here. But what is the relevancy of that in this context, lol?

it's not about you then is it

What? It's about both of us. Like I said, we both enjoy it. And it was a while ago either way. Only when it gets really hot and passionate. 😉

You sound like you're offended that we have something nice going on. I hope this isn't jealousy. 🫂