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Microsoft bringing Defender to Linux desktops. Repeat: Microsoft bringing Defender to Linux desktops (www.theregister.com)
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pauses massive bong rip

Wait what this doesn't sound like reality

checks

Hmmm

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[–] 39 points 5 days ago (2 children)

You know... Morons.

"I install the malware to protec me from malware"

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  • [–] 39 points 5 days ago

    It’s just gonna be part of security audit theater. “Prove your organization is [x] compliant.”

    IT: you have to use windows so we can add your computer to intune

    Developer: no

    IT: Microsoft pls

    Microsoft: Ok it’s on Linux now, that’ll be another seat license for clamav wrapped in our logo or something

    IT: omg we’re so secure

    Auditing company: omg they’re so secure

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