Fake: you can't read in dreams

Gay: anon tried to read, like some kind of nerd homo

But also, I have absolutely read in dreams. Most of the time it's frustrating or terrifying nonsense (like, an imperative to read or something bad will happen, and suddenly I can't, or dial a phone number or something bad will happen, but the numbers won't display correctly, or whatever), but on more than one occasion dreaming normally and lucidly, I have successfully read text in a dream.