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This is what happens when you date a white boy who is on hexbear (thelemmy.club)
submitted 2 weeks ago by to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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[–] 21 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

Calling him the dragon equivalent of a revisionist liberal

Also this is gonna sound completely fake but he dropped the dragon stuff after he got arrested because he brought a sword into a Starbucks and tried claiming religious discrimination because the sword contained the souls of his various dragon ancestors.

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  • [–] 16 points 2 weeks ago

    No actually that makes complete sense to me, if my scales aren't even a shield against things like "brandishing weaponry" charges - what use are they?? I'd also just cast True Polymorph (any knowledgeable dragon should have access to this 9th level spell) and become a full human...

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  • [–] 3 points 2 weeks ago

    Fucking hell, I'm reminded of that tumblr joke about the strawman who just shows up in your comments. I've never gotten that deep in otherkin stuff, mostly just vibing bymyself as the usual. But Idk even I didn't think it could get like this.

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