abc comments on This is what happens when you date a white boy who is on hexbear

[–] abc@hexbear.net 57 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

one guy who out of nowhere became a dragon otherkin and every conversation with him for six months was about the politics of dragon councils and which people he suspected of secretly being wyverns.

this dude sounds like he completely bought into being a dragon otherkin so the fact you labled it 'surface level' is very funny to me I'm just imagining him yapping at you for like 45 minutes about some dragon council meeting like jerma-happy and you sitting there thinking "yeah sure, ok you fucking larper"

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[–] axont@hexbear.net 21 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

Calling him the dragon equivalent of a revisionist liberal

Also this is gonna sound completely fake but he dropped the dragon stuff after he got arrested because he brought a sword into a Starbucks and tried claiming religious discrimination because the sword contained the souls of his various dragon ancestors.

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[–] abc@hexbear.net 16 points 2 weeks ago

No actually that makes complete sense to me, if my scales aren't even a shield against things like "brandishing weaponry" charges - what use are they?? I'd also just cast True Polymorph (any knowledgeable dragon should have access to this 9th level spell) and become a full human...

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[–] miz@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

chefs-kiss

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[–] Athena5898@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

Fucking hell, I'm reminded of that tumblr joke about the strawman who just shows up in your comments. I've never gotten that deep in otherkin stuff, mostly just vibing bymyself as the usual. But Idk even I didn't think it could get like this.

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