I swear bro just trust me watch I'll go first

My wife calls me DADDY in the bedroom because she's programmed by a pornography addiction to think that's what men want and we haven't gotten to that in therapy yet because we have bigger and more pressing issues and I'm patiently working through the process.

See? It was an anti joke. You thought there was going to be a punchline but it was actually a sad commentary on social issues with a silver lining that we're communicating through our issues with healthy methods and trained professionals! And then, get this, I overexplained the joke, which is legendarily not a funny thing to do, but I reiterate, this is a SAFE SPACE where everyone is going to LAUGH, and we're all cool here and wouldn't make a liar out of me in front of all my friends, right?