"Florida Man commands people sell their possessions and follow him into the hills swamps"

"Florida Man puts mud into blind person's eyes."

"Florida Man Found in giant box with animals from the zoo after surviving the huricane. 40 days at sea."

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[–] 12 points 2 weeks ago*

The story of Lot is definitely set in Florida.

Before bedtime, Florida Men both young and old and from every part of Sodom surrounded Lot’s house. They called to Lot, “Where are the two men who came to you tonight? Bring them out to us so we can have sexual relations with them.”

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One day the older daughter said to the younger, “Our father is old. Everywhere on the earth Florida Women and Florida Men marry, but there are no Florida Men around here for us to marry. Let’s get our father drunk and have sexual relations with him. We can use him to have children and continue our family.”

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