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[โ€“] 18 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Blend you with tofu, mix with a paper slurry to make recycled paper, print copies of the satanic bible on you, place those free bibles in hotel rooms in LGBTQIA friendly tourist destinations during pride, rip out your pages and burn them with charcoal on a grill where I cook grilled vegan food that i give to the poor, while Macklemore is playing... AND BE DOUBLE WOKE DURING ALL OF IT!!!!

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  • [โ€“] 2 points 2 days ago (2 children)

    i'm not sure how i feel rolling blunts out of grandma satan bible pages

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