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[–] 12 points 1 hour ago* (3 children)

You should ask Reddit how you can legally keep it. But make sure they don't know it is you who found it. Use "hypothetically" in your question.

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  • [–] 3 points 56 minutes ago (2 children)

    And imperative.

    Also replace words for close enough synonyms. Like say cylinder instead of 🍆.

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  • [–] 3 points 44 minutes ago* (1 child)
    • Go eat a bag of cylinders.

    • Your cylinder is too soft. No way I am sticking that in my mouth.

    • You can pound your cylinder for as long as you want, but it's not going to taste any different

    Huh. I don't think it's a good replacement word for eggplant. Cylinder just doesn't roll off my tounge any easier. It kinda makes me gag a little thinking about it, actually.

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