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[–] 11 points 3 days ago*

"Big pharma won't tell you this, but what you need to do is shove a firecracker lubricated with the blood of 16 Venezuelan Poodle Moths up your butt, light it, and chug a class of lemur semen before it detonates. It is very, very difficult for the plague to take hold in a body that's been through that" -RFK Jr. probably

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