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[+] -8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (11 children)

Read the Bible... This guy went to heaven.

Edit: guys, I'm not saying this guy was good... I'm saying Christian heaven is full of the worst people.

Good grief...

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  • [–] 10 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

    I was raised as a Missouri synod lutheran. Very conservative. I say raised. I'm not active in the church anymore for obvious reasons. I actually read the bible. And didn't want to be any part of those hypocritical chucklefucks. I know you are joking. But I think we can all rest more comfortably knowing that if there's a hell this dumbass is in it.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 weeks ago (4 children)

    rest more comfortably knowing that if there’s a hell

    The problem with hell is it undermines all that Christian rot about forgiveness, pacifism, and kindness. Jesus isn't just a God of redemption, he's a God of infinite punishment and never-ending vengeance. And Hastert can absolutely accept Jesus and get a ticket to ride. The Holocaust Jews on the other hand, not so lucky. When I realized that all those Jews went straight from Hitler's oven into Jesus' oven, it permanently damaged my faith.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

    I think it was Esperanza Rising or some other book that had kids talking about this idea, that if you accept Jesus and repent your sins at the last moment you’re good to get into heaven. They were worried their friend who died wouldn’t get into Heaven because he still might have had unwashed sins.

    Idk the bible, but is that accurate? You can do whatever you want, and as long as you confess and say “my bad” you’re good?

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  • [–] 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

    in some sects, yeah that's how it works, with the general idea being that their god is not an idiot and not fooled by insincere deathbed conversions.

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