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We've all been there (thelemmy.club)
submitted 5 days ago by to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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[–] 44 points 5 days ago (12 children)

Why do women think they could aim it better than us, we've had a lifetime of practice! Gents, just sit down at home, it's better anyway.

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  • [–] 16 points 5 days ago (1 child)

    but what if I'm a prodigy, like when the main character in the isekai is better at the universe's magic than people who have been studying and living with it for years?

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  • [–] 6 points 5 days ago

    Look, that's what the shower is for. One can hold it and try to aim as much as they want, and meanwhile other things can get soapy.

    We all know there are only two types of people in the world, those that have peed in the shower, and liars.

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  • [–] 5 points 5 days ago

    Look, I’ll be polite and sit to pee when I’m visiting people or using my roommate’s toilet, but in return I’m going to stand when I use my own, and I don’t care if there’s a little splashback or what-have-you. I’m the one keeping it clean, so I can let it get a little unclean with my casual, comfortable personal relief!

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  • [–] 5 points 5 days ago (7 children)

    How is it better?

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  • [–] 1 point 5 days ago (2 children)

    This is just a me thing, but I can get pretty light headed when I first wake up or the middle of the night and have fainted while peeing multiple times. I once 'came to' in the bathtub cause I tipped over instead of crumbling down.

    Everyone else's points are really just bonuses on not hitting my head on the bathtub and dying.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 days ago (1 child)

    ight and have fainted while peeing multiple times. I once ‘came to’ in the bathtub cause I tipped over instead of crumbling down.

    Everyone else’s points are really just bonuses on not hitting my head on the bathtub and dyin

    Sounds like something dangerous going on there. I hope you have that under control.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 days ago

    I appreciate the concern, it's very kind of you. This is really just when I first wake up and am standing there at the toilet. I'm pretty tall and think my body forgets it needs keep the pressure high enough when just standing there barely awake. I am otherwise pretty healthy and put in effort to take care of myself.

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