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[–] 59 points 4 hours ago (25 children)

Same, but probably difficult to turn $10M in gold into spending money without someone noticing.

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  • [–] 39 points 4 hours ago* (8 children)

    Yeah, if I found like a hundred thousand in cash, it wouldn’t get into a bank account, I’d just be buying groceries and retail purchases in cash for a long time, and saving the money I would have spent normally. Maybe asking places to make change so if the serial numbers get noted, things get spread about a bit.

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  • [–] 3 points 37 minutes ago*

    Don't forget any home improvement tasks. Need your yard leveled? Landscapers would love to give a slight cash discount.

    Tree needs taking down? Cash.

    Tuckpointing a chimney? Cash.

    Annoyingly, you can't actually use "cash" cash for a cash down payment on a house. Mortgage lenders like to know where the money is coming from.

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  • [–] 48 points 4 hours ago* (6 children)

    hundred thousand in cash

    groceries

    In the U.S., that would get you enough food for weeks!

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  • [–] 15 points 4 hours ago (5 children)

    Seriously. Loaded up on groceries this weekend, and total cost for 1.75 carts was well over $600

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  • [–] 10 points 3 hours ago (4 children)

    What the actual fuck is going on over there. My condolences

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  • [–] 14 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

    Just some minor societal collapse. Don't worry, we'll totally get better...

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  • [–] 13 points 4 hours ago (9 children)

    That's why you bury it in the backyard and only use little bits at a time.

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  • [–] 8 points 4 hours ago (3 children)

    How would you even go about turning a huge bar of gold into cash anyways?

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  • [–] 8 points 3 hours ago

    A single bar? Chip off a 50g piece, re-melt it, sell it to a jeweler or cash-for-gold place. Rinse & repeat with enough time inbetween and never in the same location twice, and always for cash.

    Multiple bars will either require a multi year plan or more... professional means.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 hours ago (3 children)

    Exactly, even if he kept 1 bar any place he could legally exchange it will have to give the appropriate tax documents since its such a high amount

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  • [–] 3 points 2 hours ago* (2 children)

    I thought gold was soft enough to be easily cut by a lot of other more common metals

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