This is them trying to say they aren't a left anti-communist. Followed by this for good measure:
I already posted another dunk from this same thread, but this person is a goldmine of pretentious and unintentionally hilarious takes 
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You may be a bland boring boilerplate "totally no ideology totally no political associations, you can't judge meeeeeee" Reddit coward, but we haven't seen one so basic in a while around here so stop by and say hi!
"Free college, legal weed" is supposed to be the start of discourse, not the end of it, when it comes to appealing to outsiders.
Leftists tend to stand for more than that and want systemic change and may even talk about that in a place you can notice, which upsets you because you want to consume products and sit in your bubble without feeling uncomfortable.
Did you find a bingo card of liberal
strategies and just read off the boxes at this point?
Not really? We just generally have past history to point to for what happens when democratic socialists and communists attempt to be on the same side throughout history. Eventually, if push comes to shove, your particular political logic comes around to ally with the fascists you say you are against. I mean, you already are demonstrating the logic through your very discourse it's not a stretch to say that if there was an actual class revolution in the U.S. (as unlikely as that is) you would inevitably be on the side of 'law and order'. You seem to side against any socialist project that takes any kind of measures to defend itself against the imperial state's extractive capital.
Good luck with that democratic socialism though, I'm sure it's incredibly likely in the near future.
No no guys i'm a moderate fascist, I'm one of the good ones
Pick one
lol you're so desperate for control in your life that you think people mocking the dumb shit you say you is some kind of power. That is legitimatly sad and prime example of the alienation our society has produced under capitalism.
Oh, and more people defed from us than we do them. We only defed from people for racism, transphobia, homophobia, etc.
Unless you think we should let racist idiots spew bullshit unpunished?
Seethe more
Please never stop posting
lmao you are not a socialist, you're a pasty potato trying and failing to troll, try again "cheezy weez"
do you like traveling?
I know you're the subject of humiliation on this thread right now, but there's more to life and politics than cultivating your political beliefs like they're personal mantras to assist you on your journey to self-actualization and fulfillment. Our infighting has no positive or negative effect on you, us, or the world. This discussion is just vanity for the silly things you typed, which to me is a bit overreeactive.
if you're not an active misanthrope, reactionary, or bigot - and this is just a dispute of identity - then don't worry about Hexbear's mockery. You'll be OK regardless.
I encourage you, who is wrapped up in this dispute, to pursue your own happiness and enjoy your life, with any lateral endeavor you have in social activism or such political left-liberal projects you have going on.
Heh. I can see you plebeians have fallen right into my trap. Like clockwork. I was merely using 5% of my brain power and yet the whole lot of you simian ignorami engulfed in impotent rage caused by nothing less than a facile remark exposing your short temper and lack of wit. Oh, it's just too easy. You could mayhaps state that I struck a nerve?
Yeah bro you had me so flustered and bothered by your facts and logic. That's why I kept responding to you until you stopped. What cowardly behavior.
I just wanted to share your brilliance with the world. Your epic logic owns, your I'm not mad assurances. You're more than a poster. Maybe your an idea, a world historical hero, light itself.
Please don't stop posting through this. You're so close to turning it all around. Be sure to keep starting with "lmao" so we know how not mad you are as you slowly turn into a corncob
Ah yes, the moderate wing of fascism