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[–] 13 points 2 days ago (7 children)

As both an owner of numerous robot vacs over the last decade, and a penis for three, NOOOOOOO JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FUCK NO NO NO NO NO

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  • [–] 17 points 2 days ago (4 children)

    and a penis for three

    Ohhh, three decades. You don't have a a weird penis time-share thing going on with two other people

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  • [–] 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

    You ever see porn with a portal that encapsulates your cock and balls so the person on the other side can play with it as they please?

    ...I've said too much

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