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[–] 41 points 1 week ago (7 children)

“We ordered a bunch of flatbreads topped with cheese, honey, and fruit for anyone who stays back late tonight.”

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  • [–] 18 points 1 week ago (4 children)

    "Wait 'til those fucking Persians see what we got planned!"

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  • [–] 13 points 1 week ago (3 children)

    Also, guys - guys - we don't have to do everything the greeks did, okay? Like, maybe we just drink the wine as is, and don't bother watering it down?

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  • [–] 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    "Look at this guy! What next, Mr. Innovator? How about we wear clothes when we exercise? Or maybe throw away our valuable urine?"

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  • Beneath a shady tree, the hero spread
    His table on the turf, with cakes of bread;
    And, with his chiefs, on forest fruits he fed.
    They sate; and, (not without the god’s command,)
    Their homely fare dispatch’d, the hungry band
    Invade their trenchers next, and soon devour,
    To mend the scanty meal, their cakes of flour.
    Ascanius this observ’d, and smiling said:
    “See, we devour the plates on which we fed.”

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