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[–] 10 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Can we compromise by strapping them to the launch pad directly underneath the rocket before it's ignited?

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  • [–] 1 point 6 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

    I'd be happy to see them anywhere on the pad considering the sound pressure can kill at that proximity regardless

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  • [–] 8 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    But then you miss out on all the time they would spend contemplating how they ended up in that situation, damn millenials trying to kill the record scratch industry.

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  • [–] -2 points 1 week ago*

    you miss out on all the time they would spend contemplating how they ended up in that situation

    You can leave them strapped to the pad as long as you want before igniting if you want to give them time to contemplate.

    Plus, imagine how nervous they'll be once they start hearing the countdown...

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