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[โ€“] 7 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Halt die Klappe Alter sonst du bekommst mein knuckle sandwich!

(I forget what "knuckle" is in German. I want to say "knochen" but know it's not true)

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  • [โ€“] 10 points 1 day ago (3 children)

    I think the correct German expression would be "sonst werde ich dir die Fresse polieren", which I again have no idea on how to translate to English (what's the English word for "Fresse"?? - Important stuff you don't learn in language class...).

    I like "knuckle sandwich", though! :-) The word for "knuckle" would be "Knรถchel", but that usually is not used when talking about fighting.

    But we interestingly also have a backery-themed expression for hitting someone: "ich semmel dir eine" (Semmel being the Southern German name for a kind of backed breakfast roll, and for some reason used as a verb here...)

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  • [โ€“] 5 points 1 day ago* (1 child)

    Fresse polieren

    had to look that up: 'polish your mouth'
    which is pretty colorful hahaha

    I'll update my threat to a bread-based one, since bread is life

    "Ich fuetter dir ein Knoechel Broetchen!" (yep, common expression, yep....)

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