I want incredibly mundane insults like "you look like you have a terrible handshake."

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[–] 11 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 child)

Not sure if this qualifies but I always liked the countryness of "so stupid they couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel".

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