I want incredibly mundane insults like "you look like you have a terrible handshake."

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[–] 53 points 18 hours ago (4 children)

Two more I’ve heard over the years:

‘You should carry around a potted plant to replace the oxygen you’re wasting’

And:

‘Your head is really just a place to store your teeth isn’t it?

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