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Missionaries confuse paw cleaner for flesh light (thelemmy.club)

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[–] supernicepojo@lemmy.world 70 points 1 month ago (1 child)

Without further evidence I choose to believe their lust consumed them and they attempted to use it right there on the porch in front of god and everyone.

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[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 month ago

Do they still have hump jumpers for flesh lights?

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