▲ 634 ▼ I want to go out Hawaiian style (thelemmy.club) submitted 3 days ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world 76 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 2 days ago (2 children) So.. Hawaiian mythology is mostly about vaginas? 🤔 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Aqivex@fedinsfw.app 35 points 2 days ago (1 child) I firmly believe that you can judge a civilization by whether their creation myths, folklore figures, and proto-deities are all on team phallus or team vulva. Most of the "good" ones by classical to modern standards; team vulva. I will neither elaborate nor go dig up references because that's work and then a reader might be denied looking up ancient stone penises and vaginas for an afternoon, and that would be tragic. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] pmk@piefed.ca 14 points 2 days ago (1 child) The norse creation myth involves frost-giants sucking the teats of a cow. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] imadethis@fedinsfw.app 3 points 2 days ago (1 child) I thought the cow licked the ice into the shape of a giant, and then it arose. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] pmk@piefed.ca 2 points 2 days ago I think that's part of it too. First the cow licks a giant into life, and then it drinks maybe? permalink fedilink source parent [–] baines@lemmy.cafe 8 points 2 days ago (1 child) flying vaginas permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] seatwiggy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 days ago with teeth permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Aqivex@fedinsfw.app 35 points 2 days ago (1 child) I firmly believe that you can judge a civilization by whether their creation myths, folklore figures, and proto-deities are all on team phallus or team vulva. Most of the "good" ones by classical to modern standards; team vulva. I will neither elaborate nor go dig up references because that's work and then a reader might be denied looking up ancient stone penises and vaginas for an afternoon, and that would be tragic. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] pmk@piefed.ca 14 points 2 days ago (1 child) The norse creation myth involves frost-giants sucking the teats of a cow. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] imadethis@fedinsfw.app 3 points 2 days ago (1 child) I thought the cow licked the ice into the shape of a giant, and then it arose. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] pmk@piefed.ca 2 points 2 days ago I think that's part of it too. First the cow licks a giant into life, and then it drinks maybe? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] pmk@piefed.ca 14 points 2 days ago (1 child) The norse creation myth involves frost-giants sucking the teats of a cow. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] imadethis@fedinsfw.app 3 points 2 days ago (1 child) I thought the cow licked the ice into the shape of a giant, and then it arose. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] pmk@piefed.ca 2 points 2 days ago I think that's part of it too. First the cow licks a giant into life, and then it drinks maybe? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] imadethis@fedinsfw.app 3 points 2 days ago (1 child) I thought the cow licked the ice into the shape of a giant, and then it arose. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] pmk@piefed.ca 2 points 2 days ago I think that's part of it too. First the cow licks a giant into life, and then it drinks maybe? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] pmk@piefed.ca 2 points 2 days ago I think that's part of it too. First the cow licks a giant into life, and then it drinks maybe? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] baines@lemmy.cafe 8 points 2 days ago (1 child) flying vaginas permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] seatwiggy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 days ago with teeth permalink fedilink source parent