▲ 632 ▼ I want to go out Hawaiian style (thelemmy.club) submitted 2 days ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world 76 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] Lumisal@lemmy.world 25 points 2 days ago (1 child) Also... Why did we skip over how that would make humans immortal? Well if we knew that we'd be immortal of course! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Aqivex@fedinsfw.app 10 points 2 days ago (1 child) Birth and the associated death come from going vagina -> world. Clearly, if you go: world -> vagina, but the vagina belongs to the conceptual font of birthing life, and you exit it through where said concept eats from, you link birth with eternal feasting. Duh. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] CannonFodder@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 child) Very logical. And the stupid birds laughed at the sight, woke the goddess and got Māui smooshed. And now we all will die. Fucking birds. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 point 2 days ago Fucking birds Should've gone extinct sixty-five million years ago with the rest of their misbegotten ilk. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Aqivex@fedinsfw.app 10 points 2 days ago (1 child) Birth and the associated death come from going vagina -> world. Clearly, if you go: world -> vagina, but the vagina belongs to the conceptual font of birthing life, and you exit it through where said concept eats from, you link birth with eternal feasting. Duh. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] CannonFodder@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 child) Very logical. And the stupid birds laughed at the sight, woke the goddess and got Māui smooshed. And now we all will die. Fucking birds. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 point 2 days ago Fucking birds Should've gone extinct sixty-five million years ago with the rest of their misbegotten ilk. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] CannonFodder@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 child) Very logical. And the stupid birds laughed at the sight, woke the goddess and got Māui smooshed. And now we all will die. Fucking birds. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 point 2 days ago Fucking birds Should've gone extinct sixty-five million years ago with the rest of their misbegotten ilk. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 point 2 days ago Fucking birds Should've gone extinct sixty-five million years ago with the rest of their misbegotten ilk. permalink fedilink source parent