▲ 635 ▼ I want to go out Hawaiian style (thelemmy.club) submitted 3 days ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world 76 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] SailorFuzz@lemmy.world 55 points 3 days ago (5 children) Okayokay, neverminding the teeth and the SA of it all.... why would that make mankind immortal? permalink fedilink source hideshow 10 child comments replies: [–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 57 points 3 days ago permalink fedilink source parent [–] UnspecificGravity@piefed.social 23 points 2 days ago* (1 child) You enter into mortality by exiting the vagina at the moment of your birth. Be entering it you return to the immortal realm from which all live emerges, by NOT exiting through it, you retain that immortal status. Sorry, I thought this was obvious. We really need to teach people where babies come from. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] SailorFuzz@lemmy.world -28 points 2 days ago* (1 child) absolutely none of that is obvious. It's magic mumbojumbo.... and magic is not obvious. It is, by nature, mysterious.... The only thing that's obvious is that you're a patronizing dick. So, thanks for answering, I guess, but you're kind of an asshole. Maybe if you fly up your own asshole, you'll get the magic of not being one... it's so obvious. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] UnspecificGravity@piefed.social 18 points 2 days ago You should really talk to someone about whatever this is. permalink fedilink source parent [–] red_tomato@lemmy.world 20 points 3 days ago Why wouldn’t it? permalink fedilink source parent [–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago ??? permalink fedilink source parent [–] Not_mikey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 point 3 days ago Idk the myth but guessing it's a stowaway tactic. Get into her body while she doesn't know, she heads back to her palace unaware, he sneaks out in the middle of the night to get some immortality elixir. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] UnspecificGravity@piefed.social 23 points 2 days ago* (1 child) You enter into mortality by exiting the vagina at the moment of your birth. Be entering it you return to the immortal realm from which all live emerges, by NOT exiting through it, you retain that immortal status. Sorry, I thought this was obvious. We really need to teach people where babies come from. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] SailorFuzz@lemmy.world -28 points 2 days ago* (1 child) absolutely none of that is obvious. It's magic mumbojumbo.... and magic is not obvious. It is, by nature, mysterious.... The only thing that's obvious is that you're a patronizing dick. So, thanks for answering, I guess, but you're kind of an asshole. Maybe if you fly up your own asshole, you'll get the magic of not being one... it's so obvious. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] UnspecificGravity@piefed.social 18 points 2 days ago You should really talk to someone about whatever this is. permalink fedilink source parent
[+] SailorFuzz@lemmy.world -28 points 2 days ago* (1 child) absolutely none of that is obvious. It's magic mumbojumbo.... and magic is not obvious. It is, by nature, mysterious.... The only thing that's obvious is that you're a patronizing dick. So, thanks for answering, I guess, but you're kind of an asshole. Maybe if you fly up your own asshole, you'll get the magic of not being one... it's so obvious. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] UnspecificGravity@piefed.social 18 points 2 days ago You should really talk to someone about whatever this is. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] UnspecificGravity@piefed.social 18 points 2 days ago You should really talk to someone about whatever this is. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Not_mikey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 point 3 days ago Idk the myth but guessing it's a stowaway tactic. Get into her body while she doesn't know, she heads back to her palace unaware, he sneaks out in the middle of the night to get some immortality elixir. permalink fedilink source parent
