▲ 140 ▼ Elon the Chess "expert" is losing to a twitter intern (thelemmy.club) submitted 2 days ago* by thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net to c/slop@hexbear.net 47 comments fedilink hide all child comments Richest man in the world keep trying and failing to get people to like him by being terminally online Tweto https://x.com/esjesjesj/status/2095957021644222969
[–] miz@hexbear.net 34 points 2 days ago (2 children) is there a way he could die over and over again permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 31 points 2 days ago We may have to ask Respected Comrade Kim if he can teach us the art of Juche necromancy. permalink fedilink source parent [–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 25 points 2 days ago (1 child) Stop his heart, let him sit for a minute, resuscitate him, then repeat until his heart explodes permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 18 points 2 days ago (1 child) I can safely say for just about everyone, elons heart simply stopping is no where enough suffering. Even if it's a series of stops and starts permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 17 points 2 days ago Hey Grok, how do you give locked in syndrome to a whiny South African man in his 50's, with the goal of letting him live to be 110? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 31 points 2 days ago We may have to ask Respected Comrade Kim if he can teach us the art of Juche necromancy. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 25 points 2 days ago (1 child) Stop his heart, let him sit for a minute, resuscitate him, then repeat until his heart explodes permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 18 points 2 days ago (1 child) I can safely say for just about everyone, elons heart simply stopping is no where enough suffering. Even if it's a series of stops and starts permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 17 points 2 days ago Hey Grok, how do you give locked in syndrome to a whiny South African man in his 50's, with the goal of letting him live to be 110? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 18 points 2 days ago (1 child) I can safely say for just about everyone, elons heart simply stopping is no where enough suffering. Even if it's a series of stops and starts permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 17 points 2 days ago Hey Grok, how do you give locked in syndrome to a whiny South African man in his 50's, with the goal of letting him live to be 110? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 17 points 2 days ago Hey Grok, how do you give locked in syndrome to a whiny South African man in his 50's, with the goal of letting him live to be 110? permalink fedilink source parent
