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Transcript3 Panels Comic

Panel 1: A Rouge, a Knight, and a Barbarian face off against 3 goblins in a dungeon

Rouge: We’ve got company

Knight: No problem

Panel 2: 3 more goblins appear from the passage behind the party

New Goblins: NHYAAAAA!

Knight: Huh, more of your friends?

Panel 3: The goblins are offended by this remark. The Knight, sweating, holds his hands up defensively as the Rouge berates him.

Goblins: Oh, right, β€˜cause all goblins know each other, right?

Rouge: Dude

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[–] 34 points 3 days ago (3 children)

"No, because their loincolths and weapons match yours!"

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  • [–] 39 points 3 days ago (2 children)

    Oh, so now "they all look the same"!?

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  • [–] 12 points 3 days ago (1 child)

    "Nn..noo..., you know, some of my best friends... are goblins!”

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  • [–] 7 points 2 days ago (1 child)

    "That's what they all say..."

    "I-I mean, more of your kind"

    "My kind?!?!"

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  • [–] 3 points 2 days ago*

    "But but... you live in the same place!"

    "Oh so the Goblin housing market being bad has nothing to do with different Goblins pooling their resources."

    "B-but this is a cave in the wilderness!"

    "This nesting site is over 5,000 sq ft of prime real estate, 15 minute commute from Central City. Do you have any idea how much a single alcove here costs?"

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  • [–] 3 points 2 days ago (1 child)

    You can't even tell these apart? Get educated. My culture isn't your costume.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 days ago (1 child)

    "So just because we shop at the same store, we know each other?"

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