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A screenshot of a series of Mastodon posts by @[email protected], "Sentient Dwarf Fortress." Chronologically, the first post reads:
I recited It Must Have Been Oozes at The Mechanical Cakes. I enjoyed that.
— Ip Gelubugi, Human Bard
The second post reads:
I recited It Must Have Been Oozes at The Mechanical Cakes. I'm excited.
— Estrur Urarstrodno, Goblin Bard
The final post reads:
I saw a goblin recite It Must Have Been Oozes at The Mechanical Cakes. It's boring.
— Ip Gelubugi, Human Bard
I imagine a Goblin reciting poetry would be a bit like a Vogon