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Some men are skipping showers before dates to embrace a new trend called pheromone-maxxing (thelemmy.club)
submitted 13 hours ago by [M] to c/BrandNewSentence@lemmy.today
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[–] 6 points 9 hours ago* (3 children)

Really?

I have never smelt a cologne that masked the misogyny in an imbecile, nor have I smelt a fart that made me take distance from a good person.

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  • [–] [S] 14 points 8 hours ago (1 child)

    My ex once made me sleep on the couch because I ate an entire bag of wasabi peas that turned my farts into war crimes.

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  • [–] [S] 6 points 8 hours ago (1 child)

    He was justified. They started halfway through and I kept eating them.

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  • [–] 3 points 6 hours ago (1 child)

    Midnight bedfarts are part of being married.

    Nobody is innocent in war, though some people won't ever admit that they do it, once you're asleep I can promise something gonna sneak out the back when you're tired enough.

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