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[–] Wren@lemmy.today [S] 6 points 1 hour ago (1 child)

My ex once made me sleep on the couch because I ate an entire bag of wasabi peas that turned my farts into war crimes.

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[–] whyderrito@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 hour ago (1 child)

Hahahahahah.. Damn. Well there's the exception that proves the rule.

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[–] Wren@lemmy.today [S] 3 points 1 hour ago

He was justified. They started halfway through and I kept eating them.

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