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Some men are skipping showers before dates to embrace a new trend called pheromone-maxxing (thelemmy.club)
submitted 19 hours ago by [M] to c/BrandNewSentence@lemmy.today
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[–] 15 points 14 hours ago (1 child)

But that stank is distracting from those higher values.

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  • [–] 5 points 14 hours ago* (3 children)

    Really?

    I have never smelt a cologne that masked the misogyny in an imbecile, nor have I smelt a fart that made me take distance from a good person.

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  • [–] [S] 15 points 14 hours ago (1 child)

    My ex once made me sleep on the couch because I ate an entire bag of wasabi peas that turned my farts into war crimes.

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  • [–] [S] 7 points 14 hours ago (1 child)

    He was justified. They started halfway through and I kept eating them.

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  • [–] 3 points 12 hours ago (1 child)

    Midnight bedfarts are part of being married.

    Nobody is innocent in war, though some people won't ever admit that they do it, once you're asleep I can promise something gonna sneak out the back when you're tired enough.

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