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Some men are skipping showers before dates to embrace a new trend called pheromone-maxxing (thelemmy.club)

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[–] Wren@lemmy.today [S] 5 points 4 hours ago (1 child)

He was justified. They started halfway through and I kept eating them.

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[–] blargh513@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 hours ago

Midnight bedfarts are part of being married.

Nobody is innocent in war, though some people won't ever admit that they do it, once you're asleep I can promise something gonna sneak out the back when you're tired enough.

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