▲ 377 ▼ Sweetener used in chewing gum and jam linked to strokes and heart attacks (www.theguardian.com) submitted 2 days ago by ooliiu@lemmy.world to c/world@lemmy.world 122 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 167 points 2 days ago (3 children) Xylitol permalink fedilink source hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] comrade_twisty@feddit.org 41 points 2 days ago (5 children) That shit is killing dogs too. Should've been banned long time ago. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 10 child comments replies: [–] Fmstrat@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago In small quantities it massively helps periodontal disease, which has way worse risks. Banning something for one reason without context hurts others. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Taldan@lemmy.world 32 points 2 days ago It's basically anti-freeze to dogs. Kills them quickly and painfully from even relatively small amounts permalink fedilink source parent [–] VibeSurgeon@piefed.social 2 points 1 day ago The one does clearly not follow the other here permalink fedilink source parent [–] dadarobot@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 2 days ago (2 children) chocolate kills dogs too permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 31 points 2 days ago (3 children) They don't sneak chocolate into peanut butter and people use peanut butter as a dog treat it as a way to hide medication from dogs. Xylitol shouldn't be used in any product a dog might be tempted to eat. And dogs love peanut butter. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] VibeSurgeon@piefed.social 2 points 1 day ago Be that as it may, you shouldn't feed dogs non-dog food. Dogs are tempted to eat practically speaking everything that humans eat, we've been using them as cleanup crew for millenia permalink fedilink source parent [–] Thor_Whale@lemmus.org 10 points 2 days ago (1 child) It's amazing that you can actually buy peanut butter that is just strictly peanut butter, no additives. 🤷 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago There is a bit of a price difference, isn't there? And the all peanuts stuff isn't as good at hiding pills in, is it? Because it is so oily it doesn't form around the pill like the cheap stuff, right? So it's amazing and you have to pay more for something absolutely useless for the task at hand. But maybe you didn't know that. Maybe you were being clever but lacking the experience to be helpful. permalink fedilink source parent [–] HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 days ago (2 children) Dogs eat shit, therefore my shit should be illegal? Think about that, if we banned it because dogs might eat it there's alot of things we would ban because a pet might eat it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (2 children) Your shit isn't immediately toxic to dogs. But you really should learn to use a toilet and stop leaving shit everywhere. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 hours ago Dogs are actually adapted to eating human shit. But there are better options permalink fedilink source parent [–] DaveyRocket@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago* (1 child) What are you? The police chasing me around downtown L.A. while I’m naked from the waste down leaving a Hershey squirt obstacle for the cops to slip in? Because if you are, that was some other guy... permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago I am from the internet. I'm here to help. permalink fedilink source parent [–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 1 point 1 day ago It’s so common now that it’s a meme trope, but right before a location legalizes THC usage, there is always a maaaaaaaaaassive scare campaign about how literally every single pet is going to eat a thousand weed gummies and die as soon as legalization happens. …and then for years after legalization that just never fucking happens because it turns out people love their pets and don’t just casually leave out poison for them. permalink fedilink source parent [–] ratofkryll@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 days ago The fatal dose is significantly lower for xylitol. If my 90 lb dog ate a few pieces of chocolate, he might be miserable for a few days and need a vet visit, but it would take a lot to be fatal. If he ate a few pieces of gum, it could make him much, much sicker or kill him. permalink fedilink source parent [–] kuiskaaja@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 days ago (1 child) are we dogs? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Saber_is_dead@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 child) or are we dancer 🎶 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] frongt@lemmy.zip 1 point 1 day ago No! We are DEVO! permalink fedilink source parent [–] Nomad@infosec.pub 25 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children) Xylotol in small amounts tastes sweet and kills the bacteria breaking you teeth. In large quantities it makes you shit hit liquid. Edit: hit should have been hot as in burning, 37C not erotic. ;) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 days ago (2 children) In large quantities it makes you shit hit liquid. I guess I’ve never had a large quantity as I don’t know what it’s like to shit hit liquid. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 days ago (1 child) I ate too many gummy bears and my toilet afterward went triple platinum permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 days ago (1 child) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago (1 child) You need more fiber in your diet. Eat a vegetable or a bean for once in your life. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago permalink fedilink source parent [–] 0x0@infosec.pub 11 points 2 days ago* (2 children) Fortunately for you, you can read about the experience instead of living it. https://www.vice.com/en/article/sugarless-gummy-bears-are-not-safe-for-humans/ https://www.boredpanda.com/hilarious-comments-sugarfree-haribo-gummies/ permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] thatKamGuy@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago Fun (?) fact, the reason why those sugarless Haribo Bears are so infamous isn’t because of Xylitol - but rather Maltitol. I’m pretty good with most artificial sweeteners, but anything more than ~10g of Maltitol over the course of a day creates the sort of farts that clears rooms - and anything approaching 20g causes such horrendous diarrhoea that I wouldn’t even wish it upon my most constipated enemies. Not to mention that Maltitol is also a bit of a bastard in that it still partially raises blood sugar levels - so most strict keto diets either abstain or count it as ~50% carbs. permalink fedilink source parent [–] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago (1 child) Yes, but what is “hit liquid”? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] m7718f@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 child) I think they meant "hot liquid" permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Nomad@infosec.pub 2 points 2 days ago Indeed. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Bluegrass_Addict@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 days ago (1 child) and flat out kills your dog permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Nomad@infosec.pub 0 points 2 days ago So does chocolate. Let's ban that too? permalink fedilink source parent [–] bedwyr@piefed.ca 10 points 2 days ago I didn't know it was in jam as well. It's potent dog poison. Not sure about cats. Should be outlawed, it's not like we don't have other sweeteners that aren't dog poison. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] comrade_twisty@feddit.org 41 points 2 days ago (5 children) That shit is killing dogs too. Should've been banned long time ago. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 10 child comments replies: [–] Fmstrat@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago In small quantities it massively helps periodontal disease, which has way worse risks. Banning something for one reason without context hurts others. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Taldan@lemmy.world 32 points 2 days ago It's basically anti-freeze to dogs. Kills them quickly and painfully from even relatively small amounts permalink fedilink source parent [–] VibeSurgeon@piefed.social 2 points 1 day ago The one does clearly not follow the other here permalink fedilink source parent [–] dadarobot@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 2 days ago (2 children) chocolate kills dogs too permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 31 points 2 days ago (3 children) They don't sneak chocolate into peanut butter and people use peanut butter as a dog treat it as a way to hide medication from dogs. Xylitol shouldn't be used in any product a dog might be tempted to eat. And dogs love peanut butter. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] VibeSurgeon@piefed.social 2 points 1 day ago Be that as it may, you shouldn't feed dogs non-dog food. Dogs are tempted to eat practically speaking everything that humans eat, we've been using them as cleanup crew for millenia permalink fedilink source parent [–] Thor_Whale@lemmus.org 10 points 2 days ago (1 child) It's amazing that you can actually buy peanut butter that is just strictly peanut butter, no additives. 🤷 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago There is a bit of a price difference, isn't there? And the all peanuts stuff isn't as good at hiding pills in, is it? Because it is so oily it doesn't form around the pill like the cheap stuff, right? So it's amazing and you have to pay more for something absolutely useless for the task at hand. But maybe you didn't know that. Maybe you were being clever but lacking the experience to be helpful. permalink fedilink source parent [–] HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 days ago (2 children) Dogs eat shit, therefore my shit should be illegal? Think about that, if we banned it because dogs might eat it there's alot of things we would ban because a pet might eat it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (2 children) Your shit isn't immediately toxic to dogs. But you really should learn to use a toilet and stop leaving shit everywhere. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 hours ago Dogs are actually adapted to eating human shit. But there are better options permalink fedilink source parent [–] DaveyRocket@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago* (1 child) What are you? The police chasing me around downtown L.A. while I’m naked from the waste down leaving a Hershey squirt obstacle for the cops to slip in? Because if you are, that was some other guy... permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago I am from the internet. I'm here to help. permalink fedilink source parent [–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 1 point 1 day ago It’s so common now that it’s a meme trope, but right before a location legalizes THC usage, there is always a maaaaaaaaaassive scare campaign about how literally every single pet is going to eat a thousand weed gummies and die as soon as legalization happens. …and then for years after legalization that just never fucking happens because it turns out people love their pets and don’t just casually leave out poison for them. permalink fedilink source parent [–] ratofkryll@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 days ago The fatal dose is significantly lower for xylitol. If my 90 lb dog ate a few pieces of chocolate, he might be miserable for a few days and need a vet visit, but it would take a lot to be fatal. If he ate a few pieces of gum, it could make him much, much sicker or kill him. permalink fedilink source parent [–] kuiskaaja@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 days ago (1 child) are we dogs? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Saber_is_dead@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 child) or are we dancer 🎶 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] frongt@lemmy.zip 1 point 1 day ago No! We are DEVO! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Fmstrat@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago In small quantities it massively helps periodontal disease, which has way worse risks. Banning something for one reason without context hurts others. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Taldan@lemmy.world 32 points 2 days ago It's basically anti-freeze to dogs. Kills them quickly and painfully from even relatively small amounts permalink fedilink source parent
[–] VibeSurgeon@piefed.social 2 points 1 day ago The one does clearly not follow the other here permalink fedilink source parent
[–] dadarobot@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 2 days ago (2 children) chocolate kills dogs too permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 31 points 2 days ago (3 children) They don't sneak chocolate into peanut butter and people use peanut butter as a dog treat it as a way to hide medication from dogs. Xylitol shouldn't be used in any product a dog might be tempted to eat. And dogs love peanut butter. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] VibeSurgeon@piefed.social 2 points 1 day ago Be that as it may, you shouldn't feed dogs non-dog food. Dogs are tempted to eat practically speaking everything that humans eat, we've been using them as cleanup crew for millenia permalink fedilink source parent [–] Thor_Whale@lemmus.org 10 points 2 days ago (1 child) It's amazing that you can actually buy peanut butter that is just strictly peanut butter, no additives. 🤷 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago There is a bit of a price difference, isn't there? And the all peanuts stuff isn't as good at hiding pills in, is it? Because it is so oily it doesn't form around the pill like the cheap stuff, right? So it's amazing and you have to pay more for something absolutely useless for the task at hand. But maybe you didn't know that. Maybe you were being clever but lacking the experience to be helpful. permalink fedilink source parent [–] HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 days ago (2 children) Dogs eat shit, therefore my shit should be illegal? Think about that, if we banned it because dogs might eat it there's alot of things we would ban because a pet might eat it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (2 children) Your shit isn't immediately toxic to dogs. But you really should learn to use a toilet and stop leaving shit everywhere. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 hours ago Dogs are actually adapted to eating human shit. But there are better options permalink fedilink source parent [–] DaveyRocket@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago* (1 child) What are you? The police chasing me around downtown L.A. while I’m naked from the waste down leaving a Hershey squirt obstacle for the cops to slip in? Because if you are, that was some other guy... permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago I am from the internet. I'm here to help. permalink fedilink source parent [–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 1 point 1 day ago It’s so common now that it’s a meme trope, but right before a location legalizes THC usage, there is always a maaaaaaaaaassive scare campaign about how literally every single pet is going to eat a thousand weed gummies and die as soon as legalization happens. …and then for years after legalization that just never fucking happens because it turns out people love their pets and don’t just casually leave out poison for them. permalink fedilink source parent [–] ratofkryll@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 days ago The fatal dose is significantly lower for xylitol. If my 90 lb dog ate a few pieces of chocolate, he might be miserable for a few days and need a vet visit, but it would take a lot to be fatal. If he ate a few pieces of gum, it could make him much, much sicker or kill him. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 31 points 2 days ago (3 children) They don't sneak chocolate into peanut butter and people use peanut butter as a dog treat it as a way to hide medication from dogs. Xylitol shouldn't be used in any product a dog might be tempted to eat. And dogs love peanut butter. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] VibeSurgeon@piefed.social 2 points 1 day ago Be that as it may, you shouldn't feed dogs non-dog food. Dogs are tempted to eat practically speaking everything that humans eat, we've been using them as cleanup crew for millenia permalink fedilink source parent [–] Thor_Whale@lemmus.org 10 points 2 days ago (1 child) It's amazing that you can actually buy peanut butter that is just strictly peanut butter, no additives. 🤷 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago There is a bit of a price difference, isn't there? And the all peanuts stuff isn't as good at hiding pills in, is it? Because it is so oily it doesn't form around the pill like the cheap stuff, right? So it's amazing and you have to pay more for something absolutely useless for the task at hand. But maybe you didn't know that. Maybe you were being clever but lacking the experience to be helpful. permalink fedilink source parent [–] HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 days ago (2 children) Dogs eat shit, therefore my shit should be illegal? Think about that, if we banned it because dogs might eat it there's alot of things we would ban because a pet might eat it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (2 children) Your shit isn't immediately toxic to dogs. But you really should learn to use a toilet and stop leaving shit everywhere. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 hours ago Dogs are actually adapted to eating human shit. But there are better options permalink fedilink source parent [–] DaveyRocket@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago* (1 child) What are you? The police chasing me around downtown L.A. while I’m naked from the waste down leaving a Hershey squirt obstacle for the cops to slip in? Because if you are, that was some other guy... permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago I am from the internet. I'm here to help. permalink fedilink source parent [–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 1 point 1 day ago It’s so common now that it’s a meme trope, but right before a location legalizes THC usage, there is always a maaaaaaaaaassive scare campaign about how literally every single pet is going to eat a thousand weed gummies and die as soon as legalization happens. …and then for years after legalization that just never fucking happens because it turns out people love their pets and don’t just casually leave out poison for them. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] VibeSurgeon@piefed.social 2 points 1 day ago Be that as it may, you shouldn't feed dogs non-dog food. Dogs are tempted to eat practically speaking everything that humans eat, we've been using them as cleanup crew for millenia permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Thor_Whale@lemmus.org 10 points 2 days ago (1 child) It's amazing that you can actually buy peanut butter that is just strictly peanut butter, no additives. 🤷 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago There is a bit of a price difference, isn't there? And the all peanuts stuff isn't as good at hiding pills in, is it? Because it is so oily it doesn't form around the pill like the cheap stuff, right? So it's amazing and you have to pay more for something absolutely useless for the task at hand. But maybe you didn't know that. Maybe you were being clever but lacking the experience to be helpful. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago There is a bit of a price difference, isn't there? And the all peanuts stuff isn't as good at hiding pills in, is it? Because it is so oily it doesn't form around the pill like the cheap stuff, right? So it's amazing and you have to pay more for something absolutely useless for the task at hand. But maybe you didn't know that. Maybe you were being clever but lacking the experience to be helpful. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 days ago (2 children) Dogs eat shit, therefore my shit should be illegal? Think about that, if we banned it because dogs might eat it there's alot of things we would ban because a pet might eat it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (2 children) Your shit isn't immediately toxic to dogs. But you really should learn to use a toilet and stop leaving shit everywhere. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 hours ago Dogs are actually adapted to eating human shit. But there are better options permalink fedilink source parent [–] DaveyRocket@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago* (1 child) What are you? The police chasing me around downtown L.A. while I’m naked from the waste down leaving a Hershey squirt obstacle for the cops to slip in? Because if you are, that was some other guy... permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago I am from the internet. I'm here to help. permalink fedilink source parent [–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 1 point 1 day ago It’s so common now that it’s a meme trope, but right before a location legalizes THC usage, there is always a maaaaaaaaaassive scare campaign about how literally every single pet is going to eat a thousand weed gummies and die as soon as legalization happens. …and then for years after legalization that just never fucking happens because it turns out people love their pets and don’t just casually leave out poison for them. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (2 children) Your shit isn't immediately toxic to dogs. But you really should learn to use a toilet and stop leaving shit everywhere. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 hours ago Dogs are actually adapted to eating human shit. But there are better options permalink fedilink source parent [–] DaveyRocket@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago* (1 child) What are you? The police chasing me around downtown L.A. while I’m naked from the waste down leaving a Hershey squirt obstacle for the cops to slip in? Because if you are, that was some other guy... permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago I am from the internet. I'm here to help. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 hours ago Dogs are actually adapted to eating human shit. But there are better options permalink fedilink source parent
[–] DaveyRocket@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago* (1 child) What are you? The police chasing me around downtown L.A. while I’m naked from the waste down leaving a Hershey squirt obstacle for the cops to slip in? Because if you are, that was some other guy... permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago I am from the internet. I'm here to help. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago I am from the internet. I'm here to help. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 1 point 1 day ago It’s so common now that it’s a meme trope, but right before a location legalizes THC usage, there is always a maaaaaaaaaassive scare campaign about how literally every single pet is going to eat a thousand weed gummies and die as soon as legalization happens. …and then for years after legalization that just never fucking happens because it turns out people love their pets and don’t just casually leave out poison for them. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ratofkryll@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 days ago The fatal dose is significantly lower for xylitol. If my 90 lb dog ate a few pieces of chocolate, he might be miserable for a few days and need a vet visit, but it would take a lot to be fatal. If he ate a few pieces of gum, it could make him much, much sicker or kill him. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] kuiskaaja@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 days ago (1 child) are we dogs? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Saber_is_dead@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 child) or are we dancer 🎶 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] frongt@lemmy.zip 1 point 1 day ago No! We are DEVO! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Saber_is_dead@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 child) or are we dancer 🎶 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] frongt@lemmy.zip 1 point 1 day ago No! We are DEVO! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Nomad@infosec.pub 25 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children) Xylotol in small amounts tastes sweet and kills the bacteria breaking you teeth. In large quantities it makes you shit hit liquid. Edit: hit should have been hot as in burning, 37C not erotic. ;) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 days ago (2 children) In large quantities it makes you shit hit liquid. I guess I’ve never had a large quantity as I don’t know what it’s like to shit hit liquid. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 days ago (1 child) I ate too many gummy bears and my toilet afterward went triple platinum permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 days ago (1 child) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago (1 child) You need more fiber in your diet. Eat a vegetable or a bean for once in your life. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago permalink fedilink source parent [–] 0x0@infosec.pub 11 points 2 days ago* (2 children) Fortunately for you, you can read about the experience instead of living it. https://www.vice.com/en/article/sugarless-gummy-bears-are-not-safe-for-humans/ https://www.boredpanda.com/hilarious-comments-sugarfree-haribo-gummies/ permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] thatKamGuy@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago Fun (?) fact, the reason why those sugarless Haribo Bears are so infamous isn’t because of Xylitol - but rather Maltitol. I’m pretty good with most artificial sweeteners, but anything more than ~10g of Maltitol over the course of a day creates the sort of farts that clears rooms - and anything approaching 20g causes such horrendous diarrhoea that I wouldn’t even wish it upon my most constipated enemies. Not to mention that Maltitol is also a bit of a bastard in that it still partially raises blood sugar levels - so most strict keto diets either abstain or count it as ~50% carbs. permalink fedilink source parent [–] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago (1 child) Yes, but what is “hit liquid”? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] m7718f@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 child) I think they meant "hot liquid" permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Nomad@infosec.pub 2 points 2 days ago Indeed. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Bluegrass_Addict@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 days ago (1 child) and flat out kills your dog permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Nomad@infosec.pub 0 points 2 days ago So does chocolate. Let's ban that too? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 days ago (2 children) In large quantities it makes you shit hit liquid. I guess I’ve never had a large quantity as I don’t know what it’s like to shit hit liquid. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 days ago (1 child) I ate too many gummy bears and my toilet afterward went triple platinum permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 days ago (1 child) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago (1 child) You need more fiber in your diet. Eat a vegetable or a bean for once in your life. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago permalink fedilink source parent [–] 0x0@infosec.pub 11 points 2 days ago* (2 children) Fortunately for you, you can read about the experience instead of living it. https://www.vice.com/en/article/sugarless-gummy-bears-are-not-safe-for-humans/ https://www.boredpanda.com/hilarious-comments-sugarfree-haribo-gummies/ permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] thatKamGuy@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago Fun (?) fact, the reason why those sugarless Haribo Bears are so infamous isn’t because of Xylitol - but rather Maltitol. I’m pretty good with most artificial sweeteners, but anything more than ~10g of Maltitol over the course of a day creates the sort of farts that clears rooms - and anything approaching 20g causes such horrendous diarrhoea that I wouldn’t even wish it upon my most constipated enemies. Not to mention that Maltitol is also a bit of a bastard in that it still partially raises blood sugar levels - so most strict keto diets either abstain or count it as ~50% carbs. permalink fedilink source parent [–] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago (1 child) Yes, but what is “hit liquid”? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] m7718f@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 child) I think they meant "hot liquid" permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Nomad@infosec.pub 2 points 2 days ago Indeed. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 days ago (1 child) I ate too many gummy bears and my toilet afterward went triple platinum permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 days ago (1 child) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago (1 child) You need more fiber in your diet. Eat a vegetable or a bean for once in your life. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago permalink fedilink source parent
[–] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 days ago (1 child) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago (1 child) You need more fiber in your diet. Eat a vegetable or a bean for once in your life. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago (1 child) You need more fiber in your diet. Eat a vegetable or a bean for once in your life. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago permalink fedilink source parent
[–] 0x0@infosec.pub 11 points 2 days ago* (2 children) Fortunately for you, you can read about the experience instead of living it. https://www.vice.com/en/article/sugarless-gummy-bears-are-not-safe-for-humans/ https://www.boredpanda.com/hilarious-comments-sugarfree-haribo-gummies/ permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] thatKamGuy@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago Fun (?) fact, the reason why those sugarless Haribo Bears are so infamous isn’t because of Xylitol - but rather Maltitol. I’m pretty good with most artificial sweeteners, but anything more than ~10g of Maltitol over the course of a day creates the sort of farts that clears rooms - and anything approaching 20g causes such horrendous diarrhoea that I wouldn’t even wish it upon my most constipated enemies. Not to mention that Maltitol is also a bit of a bastard in that it still partially raises blood sugar levels - so most strict keto diets either abstain or count it as ~50% carbs. permalink fedilink source parent [–] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago (1 child) Yes, but what is “hit liquid”? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] m7718f@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 child) I think they meant "hot liquid" permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Nomad@infosec.pub 2 points 2 days ago Indeed. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] thatKamGuy@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago Fun (?) fact, the reason why those sugarless Haribo Bears are so infamous isn’t because of Xylitol - but rather Maltitol. I’m pretty good with most artificial sweeteners, but anything more than ~10g of Maltitol over the course of a day creates the sort of farts that clears rooms - and anything approaching 20g causes such horrendous diarrhoea that I wouldn’t even wish it upon my most constipated enemies. Not to mention that Maltitol is also a bit of a bastard in that it still partially raises blood sugar levels - so most strict keto diets either abstain or count it as ~50% carbs. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago (1 child) Yes, but what is “hit liquid”? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] m7718f@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 child) I think they meant "hot liquid" permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Nomad@infosec.pub 2 points 2 days ago Indeed. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] m7718f@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 child) I think they meant "hot liquid" permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Nomad@infosec.pub 2 points 2 days ago Indeed. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Bluegrass_Addict@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 days ago (1 child) and flat out kills your dog permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Nomad@infosec.pub 0 points 2 days ago So does chocolate. Let's ban that too? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Nomad@infosec.pub 0 points 2 days ago So does chocolate. Let's ban that too? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] bedwyr@piefed.ca 10 points 2 days ago I didn't know it was in jam as well. It's potent dog poison. Not sure about cats. Should be outlawed, it's not like we don't have other sweeteners that aren't dog poison. permalink fedilink source parent