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[–] 25 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Xylotol in small amounts tastes sweet and kills the bacteria breaking you teeth. In large quantities it makes you shit hit liquid.

Edit: hit should have been hot as in burning, 37C not erotic. ;)

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  • [–] 13 points 2 days ago (2 children)

    In large quantities it makes you shit hit liquid.

    I guess I’ve never had a large quantity as I don’t know what it’s like to shit hit liquid.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 days ago (1 child)

    I ate too many gummy bears and my toilet afterward went triple platinum

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    Fun (?) fact, the reason why those sugarless Haribo Bears are so infamous isn’t because of Xylitol - but rather Maltitol.

    I’m pretty good with most artificial sweeteners, but anything more than ~10g of Maltitol over the course of a day creates the sort of farts that clears rooms - and anything approaching 20g causes such horrendous diarrhoea that I wouldn’t even wish it upon my most constipated enemies.

    Not to mention that Maltitol is also a bit of a bastard in that it still partially raises blood sugar levels - so most strict keto diets either abstain or count it as ~50% carbs.

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