Political Memes

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[–] paranoid@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

We use one roll every 3-4 months. Bidet for the win!

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[–] minorkeys@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

What do you dry off with?

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[–] paranoid@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I use a bit of toilet paper to dry off and do a make-sure

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[–] minorkeys@sh.itjust.works -3 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

How are your rolls lasting 3-4 months then? Are you a midget?

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[–] wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 weeks ago

Math is hard, it's true.

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[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 weeks ago

jesus, I don't even use that much and I use what I thought was a lot plus I use it as tissues for blowing my nose

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[–] RadiallyAxiomatic@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 weeks ago

Hey, it is difficult to reach your butthole when you are twice the healthy BMI. And the back inflexibility from sitting 16hrs a day doesn't help either.

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[–] wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 weeks ago

The "average American" is a gawdamned idiot. Cows can use tools better than those morons. Go figure.

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[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

The average American must need more fiber