▲ 378 ▼ Honk at me again you long neck fuck, see what happens. (thelemmy.club) submitted 17 hours ago by Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world 64 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world [S] 29 points 15 hours ago (2 children) Weak ass bones if a 10 lb bird breaks em. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Cypher@aussie.zone 10 points 14 hours ago (2 children) You’re both partially correct, the young, elderly and smaller individuals can get a broken bone from a goose. That said those flappy fucks can catch hands permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] chunk6235@piefed.social 1 point 3 hours ago Those flappy fucks caught hands somewhat often when I was a kid, they always tried to steal my bread when Mom took me to feed the ducks (and yes, I know how bad that is, I was like 8-12). permalink fedilink source parent [–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 11 hours ago (1 child) the young, elderly and smaller individuals can get a broken bone from a goose being startled and falling over That's the real cause here. If you stand your ground and show that fucker who outweighs the other 3 to 1 or more and doesn't have hollow bones, it won't bowl you over. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 2 points 10 hours ago (1 child) Yeah, they do a great intimidation game but the usual standing tall with arms wide makes them back off, certainly with slow deliberate steps towards them. They're much more nasty towards children and people showing fear. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] HerbGrower@slrpnk.net 1 point 7 hours ago Move towards them and threaten to kick them. They back off. permalink fedilink source parent [–] LycanGalen@lemmy.world 5 points 12 hours ago (2 children) From this popsci article: "Bird wings may not seem all that threatening. After all, like most other birds that fly, the bones in goose wings are hollow. But because geese can weigh up to 25 pounds, the muscles in those wings are incredibly strong. They have to be to lift such a heavy bird into the air and carry it hundreds of miles at a time during migration. So you really don’t want to be pummeled by those wings—they can quickly knock down a full-grown adult and cause scrapes, stitches, even broken bones. All of these injuries have been reported after goose assaults." permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 11 hours ago knock down a full-grown adult and cause scrapes, stitches, even broken bones Bolded the important parts. Falling over for any reason can cause scrapes, stitches, even broken bones, regardless of the instigating factor. An adult weighing three times as much of a goose doesn't fall over because the goose is strong. They fall over because of being startled into losing their balance, which is a feat a sparrow or a mouse could also accomplish. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world [S] 8 points 12 hours ago* Propaganda from big goose. That article was literally funded by goose & co. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Cypher@aussie.zone 10 points 14 hours ago (2 children) You’re both partially correct, the young, elderly and smaller individuals can get a broken bone from a goose. That said those flappy fucks can catch hands permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] chunk6235@piefed.social 1 point 3 hours ago Those flappy fucks caught hands somewhat often when I was a kid, they always tried to steal my bread when Mom took me to feed the ducks (and yes, I know how bad that is, I was like 8-12). permalink fedilink source parent [–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 11 hours ago (1 child) the young, elderly and smaller individuals can get a broken bone from a goose being startled and falling over That's the real cause here. If you stand your ground and show that fucker who outweighs the other 3 to 1 or more and doesn't have hollow bones, it won't bowl you over. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 2 points 10 hours ago (1 child) Yeah, they do a great intimidation game but the usual standing tall with arms wide makes them back off, certainly with slow deliberate steps towards them. They're much more nasty towards children and people showing fear. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] HerbGrower@slrpnk.net 1 point 7 hours ago Move towards them and threaten to kick them. They back off. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] chunk6235@piefed.social 1 point 3 hours ago Those flappy fucks caught hands somewhat often when I was a kid, they always tried to steal my bread when Mom took me to feed the ducks (and yes, I know how bad that is, I was like 8-12). permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 11 hours ago (1 child) the young, elderly and smaller individuals can get a broken bone from a goose being startled and falling over That's the real cause here. If you stand your ground and show that fucker who outweighs the other 3 to 1 or more and doesn't have hollow bones, it won't bowl you over. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 2 points 10 hours ago (1 child) Yeah, they do a great intimidation game but the usual standing tall with arms wide makes them back off, certainly with slow deliberate steps towards them. They're much more nasty towards children and people showing fear. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] HerbGrower@slrpnk.net 1 point 7 hours ago Move towards them and threaten to kick them. They back off. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 2 points 10 hours ago (1 child) Yeah, they do a great intimidation game but the usual standing tall with arms wide makes them back off, certainly with slow deliberate steps towards them. They're much more nasty towards children and people showing fear. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] HerbGrower@slrpnk.net 1 point 7 hours ago Move towards them and threaten to kick them. They back off. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] HerbGrower@slrpnk.net 1 point 7 hours ago Move towards them and threaten to kick them. They back off. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] LycanGalen@lemmy.world 5 points 12 hours ago (2 children) From this popsci article: "Bird wings may not seem all that threatening. After all, like most other birds that fly, the bones in goose wings are hollow. But because geese can weigh up to 25 pounds, the muscles in those wings are incredibly strong. They have to be to lift such a heavy bird into the air and carry it hundreds of miles at a time during migration. So you really don’t want to be pummeled by those wings—they can quickly knock down a full-grown adult and cause scrapes, stitches, even broken bones. All of these injuries have been reported after goose assaults." permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 11 hours ago knock down a full-grown adult and cause scrapes, stitches, even broken bones Bolded the important parts. Falling over for any reason can cause scrapes, stitches, even broken bones, regardless of the instigating factor. An adult weighing three times as much of a goose doesn't fall over because the goose is strong. They fall over because of being startled into losing their balance, which is a feat a sparrow or a mouse could also accomplish. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world [S] 8 points 12 hours ago* Propaganda from big goose. That article was literally funded by goose & co. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 11 hours ago knock down a full-grown adult and cause scrapes, stitches, even broken bones Bolded the important parts. Falling over for any reason can cause scrapes, stitches, even broken bones, regardless of the instigating factor. An adult weighing three times as much of a goose doesn't fall over because the goose is strong. They fall over because of being startled into losing their balance, which is a feat a sparrow or a mouse could also accomplish. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world [S] 8 points 12 hours ago* Propaganda from big goose. That article was literally funded by goose & co. permalink fedilink source parent