transcription: bouncer: "id please" me: "okay here" bouncer: "this is just a recipt for some heelys you bought" me: has already heelied past him bouncer: under breath "fuck that was so cool"

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[–] 1 point 1 day ago (1 child)

why don’t they make heelys in adult sizes it would be so cool

because adults have slower reflexes, so when they inevitably fall over, they actually hurt themselves, different than children.

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  • [–] 1 point 23 hours ago (1 child)

    have you seen a single child in your life? they have terrible reflexes.

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  • yeah but they still don't typically take (permanent) harm when they fall. i.e. faster regeneration, lower body mass (therefore lower impact momentum) and better strength-to-mass ratio overall.

    consider how insects can literally fall off the roof of a skyscraper without hurting themselves, because smaller organisms have better mechanical stats in relation to their body mass. something about laws of physics.

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