transcription: bouncer: "id please" me: "okay here" bouncer: "this is just a recipt for some heelys you bought" me: has already heelied past him bouncer: under breath "fuck that was so cool"

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[–] 1 point 15 hours ago (1 child)

have you seen a single child in your life? they have terrible reflexes.

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  • yeah but they still don't typically take (permanent) harm when they fall. i.e. faster regeneration, lower body mass (therefore lower impact momentum) and better strength-to-mass ratio overall.

    consider how insects can literally fall off the roof of a skyscraper without hurting themselves, because smaller organisms have better mechanical stats in relation to their body mass. something about laws of physics.

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