transcription: bouncer: "id please" me: "okay here" bouncer: "this is just a recipt for some heelys you bought" me: has already heelied past him bouncer: under breath "fuck that was so cool"

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[–] 12 points 2 days ago (4 children)

why don't they make heelys in adult sizes it would be so cool

why must they stand between me and my dream of being Mr X from Amphibia 😭

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  • [–] 12 points 2 days ago (1 child)

    They do.

    I am an adult, and I am not unfit, but if I take a spill from Heelys I hope they pull the plug on my vegetable self.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 days ago

    Had a pair in my teens. Got another in my 20s. I'm currently mid 30s and still wear them to grocery shop. It saves time and makes it more fun. It takes a lot of practice to find your balance but once you do it's pretty easy, kind of like hover boards. I've only majorly busted my ass once ever due to a rock.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 child)

    they do make adult Heelys all the way up to 15M US. that's 14.5 UK and 49 EU.

    edit: not all of them, but some, for example these: https://heelys.com/products/pro-20-all-black

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  • [–] 3 points 2 days ago (1 child)

    I'm guessing that by now Heelies are just running on top of brand recognition. Surely by now there is some competition offering a better product?

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  • [–] 4 points 2 days ago*

    i don't think so but I haven't looked into it. surely shoes with passive wheels are kind of a very niche thing, given how mediocre the apparently best attempt at it (Heelys) is.

    searched a bit and couldn't find a good alternative either. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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  • [–] 1 point 2 days ago (1 child)

    why don’t they make heelys in adult sizes it would be so cool

    because adults have slower reflexes, so when they inevitably fall over, they actually hurt themselves, different than children.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 day ago (1 child)

    have you seen a single child in your life? they have terrible reflexes.

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  • yeah but they still don't typically take (permanent) harm when they fall. i.e. faster regeneration, lower body mass (therefore lower impact momentum) and better strength-to-mass ratio overall.

    consider how insects can literally fall off the roof of a skyscraper without hurting themselves, because smaller organisms have better mechanical stats in relation to their body mass. something about laws of physics.

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