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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (4 children)

And there are actual real life goobers dying to get one themselves.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

It's so incredibly ironic that these are probably the same goobers who talk about microchips in vaccines.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I mean, I'd get it if there was an estimation on just how fast it would kill me.

And how painless.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I really want a neural pointing device, but not by this dork.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I absolutely would. I'd not line up to be among the first, but controlling devices via a brain interface is an inevitable step of technological evolution.

It will provide such an immense performance boost, that many professions may become unattainable without having one. Possibly within our lifetime.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Enjoy the unskippable ads in your dreams.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dreams? What about when it locks up and plays a virtual 200db 5khz tone for the rest of your life?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

No, that's a feature. To make it stop you need to pay a subscription.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

If it can reroute my neurons to lessen my ADHD and autism traits I would gladly pay with 3/4 of waking hours filled by ads. At least that would give me 1/4 more working brain than I currently have

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Is about to kiss the love of their lives "And now, I wanna show our newest sponsor! Hello Fresh have the best options so you can make your own dinner and blah blah blah..."

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

You clearly have no idea what a brain interface is.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Inevitability ain't what it used to be.