The Southern Poverty Law Center was indicted Tuesday on federal fraud charges alleging it improperly raised millions of dollars to secretly pay leaders of the Ku Klux Klan and other hate groups for inside information, acting Attorney General Todd Blanche said.

Dear god, they were using money to get racist assholes to betray eachother? Those absolute swine, how dare they do something both common and effective. Bastards. Clearly, the crime was so great as to cause the Trump administration to instantly become credible and, in this one legal act, Donald "The Big Cheese" Trump has united left and right together against their true enemy: An advocacy group for brown people!

... wait no hang on, that's stupid.