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[–] 10 points 4 weeks ago (6 children)

I hope they fart in his drinks.

He's willing to suffer the consequence of success.

"If you’re going to hang out with the boys at night, you’ve got to get up with the men in the morning"

"All my losses are lessons"

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  • [–] 10 points 4 weeks ago (5 children)

    Does he ever say anything that doesn't sound like he plagiarized it from a self-stylized "life coach" on instagram?

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  • [–] 3 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

    "Lions don’t lose sleep over the opinions of the sheep."

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  • [–] 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 child)

    Lions, with extremely rare exceptions, have a lifestyle of comprising in near totality eating, sleeping, shitting, fucking, and dying. All of this, mind you, happens outdoors in climates they can rarely, if ever, stray from. To date, exactly zero lions have set foot on the moon, or even merely boarded a plane by themselves. None are known to us for their penchant for philosophical rumination, and if they quote each other, we sure as fuck don’t know about it.

    When the entirety of humanity has devolved to live exactly as they do now, I will give that quote all the consideration it deserves. Which is exactly none, because I’m a lion and have no idea what the fuck a quote even is.

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